(I lie... I knew the gatekeepers of this joint sit with their fingers stuck up their arses. Get with the programme if you want to grow your membership, fellers!

Anyway, my name is Rheanne, and I'm a trans woman who has only recently grown the balls to come out of the closet after 35+ years of hiding a terrible secret.
Pleased ta meetcha. My friends call me Val.
(And no, I'm not trolling, it's true. That pervert Ruby will no doubt say pics or it didn't happen - go fuck yourself, mate)